We are going to try and write in using no PHP or any of that, just throw it together here and see how it translates. We are going to try and write in using no PHP or any of that, just throw it together here and see how it translates. We are going to try and write in using no PHP or any of that, just throw it together here and see how it translates. We are going to try and write in using no PHP or any of that, just throw it together here and see how it translates.